fuckyeahadventuretimegifs:

dannyqhantom:

the weathers getting warmer :/

So cool

fuckyeahadventuretimegifs:

dannyqhantom:

the weathers getting warmer :/

So cool



sacrum221b:

Do you have any fruit to declare?!

sacrum221b:

Do you have any fruit to declare?!


Oh, wait a minute: How can something be both American AND International?!
Joel, MST3k, The Day The Earth Froze (via mamamura)

liache:

someone recommend good mst3k episodes to me im a lil picky about them

Manos is always a classic, but here’s some more
Angels’ Revenge
Attack of the Giant Leeches
The Atomic Brain
Santa Claus
Alien from L.A.
I Blame My Parents
Gamera
Warrior of the Lost World
Secret Agent Super Dragon
Bride of the Monster
Mad Monster
Zombie Nightmare
Santa Claus VS the Martians
Attack of the Giant Gila Monster
Outlaw of Gor
King Dinosaur
Hellcats
Hercules Unchained



DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
DC: Wait-
Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
DC: I didn't-
Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
Marvel: PEACE


siamesemeg:

Well, you can swab my deck anytime, sailor.

Well, um, hello there. Um Joel. You’re making me feel really uncomfortable right now.